Sometimes I look at those link request emails to see when someone has a new idea: I could not stop laughing when I read this one. I have bolded the funniest part. Typos have been left in. The names have been deleted to protect the delusional …
Dear Webmaster
I handle online marketing for my client’s site http://www.*****.com/. As you all know about the Google’s new algorithym and the improtance of oneway linking. I am also looking for triangular linking ( New Virgin of Oneway linking ) to increase the link popularity of my site as well the ranking in major search engines.
I will also add your site on to my directory http://www.*******.com/ within 48 hours of your positive reply.
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I bet that someone could make a nifty marketing campaign out of the whole concept – the “New Virgin of One Way Linking”. Just imagine how many guys would want to engage in exchanges with her!
Of course, given that my guess is that the person who sent me this is a male, the whole proposition (from my perspective at least) gets a bit more scary …
lmao, anything with virgin in the title would be popular
BTW. what is the sum of 3+8? I’ve never been very good at math
I try to leave the difficult math to my children …
[...] Eric Enge got a funny link exchange email. Check it out to find out the new trend in linking. Recently I got one that started: Dear, [...]
Well what exactly do you expect? Their automated linking campaigns always amaze me.
Just yesterday I deleted 7 emails from the same person asking for links from one site to 7 similar but different ( a bit ) sites. Their bot is out of control obviously. I might have read and maybe considered the first, but seven in 24 hours it ridiculous.
I too read them every now and then to see what new gimmick they have come up with but “the new virgin of oneway linking” is a new one on me. LOL
Here is what makes it even funnier. They day after I got the first one of these emails, I got a second email from him. Obviously, he did not check my blog first …
Makes you want to go out and buy a Link Condom.
Seems to be some Indian’s handy work
We receive 10-15 these type of mails every day. But really this virgin stuff is quite new to me
[...] Matt laughs, "He didn’t even bother to fill in any name at all". He also gives in his blog, link to Eric Enge’s ‘New Virgin of One Way Linking‘ which talks of funny link request mails. Eric commented on Matt’s blog: [...]
Link condoms sound like a good idea to me…where do we get them? Online or the corner drugstore?
That’s virgin on the ridiculous!
[...] Eric Enge shares in his post "New Virgin of One Way Linking‘ , a funny link request email. Grammatical errors, spelling mistakes and typos makes the mail hilarious. [...]
[...] Eric Enge writes on funny link request mails in his post- ‘New Virgin of One Way Linking’ . Eric gives a sample email that is full of spelling errors, grammatical mistakes and much more! The email says: [...]
[...] Hopefully this post will save me the time of reading another of those horrible link request emails. And for any of you out there that are still geting infected there is always the link condom which will help protect you. [...]
[...] This is a link to a hilarious SEO related link exchange email that I found on the internet….hilarious! Posted by theforrester Filed in Google, Life, Blogroll, Daily Musings [...]
ROFLMAO! That is HILARIOUS!! I am really really curious as to who and where that person is…and the url. If you’re so inclined, email me the domain. I’d love to have a chat with him(/her)…lololol
I realise that I have to more often browse websites that are in english. It is a lot more entertaining than our French and German Sites.
I also realise that your requests for link exchanges are much more entertaining, too. Funny actually that this generates a blog post with lots of comments. In the “old world” that would have been just binned.
[...] There are obviously a few guys out there who are pushing eMails back and for (asking for links), trying to make a living from it. Here in the goog “old world” it is known too. But I have not heard of an online / blog exchange about these untill Icame across this one: The “New Virgin of Oneway Linking” Bookmark to: [...]
“New Virgin of Oneway Linking”. Great i found the concept, hehe.. Well how come I can’t get those funny mails?
“New Virgin of Oneway Linking”. Great i found the concept, hehe.. Well how come I can’t get those funny mails?